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Post by LuvTheStars23 on Jul 27, 2006 23:03:30 GMT -5
Hilary Duff Dies And Goes To Heaven. Peter says "Your Hilary Duff Right?" & Duff says "yes i Am Didnt you see all the work i Did down on earth?" (peter) "yes i Did! Great Job The way God was Pleased!" "One thing Though Hilary" (Hilary) "Whats That?" (Peter) "Before I let you In God wants your MATERAIL GIRL" Hilary Takes off Her Assorieses. (peter) "No! Your copy of Material Girl on Dvd"  |
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Post by LuvTheStars23 on Aug 22, 2006 0:33:20 GMT -5
Why did hilary cross the road?
To help a person who was in hay who lies (haylie)
If haylie is hilarys receptionast at her wedding what will hylie say?
Will the 'Madden' of honor bring the ring up to the front
this next one might make you mad but its all in respect i love hilary so much!
why did hilary take a gun out of her car before crossing the street?
because she saw a sign say "most wanted'
what will hilary say when she has her baby?
Joel that duff (enough) childen for now
ok not so good tonight but its kind of hard to think of any you know!
and for you who didnt see the ones from last night i posted ask me for them ill pm them to you!
WHAT MOVIE HAS HILARY DUFF SPINNIG ROUND & ROUND?
THE DIZZY MCGUIRE MOVIE
what movie did hilary refuse to do?
The Sinderalla Story
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Post by LuvTheStars23 on Aug 22, 2006 0:35:56 GMT -5
Only in America....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
only in america....are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rank
only in america...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get there prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
only in america...do people order doublecheeseburgers, large+fries, and a diet coke
only in america....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
only in america...do we leave cars worth thounsands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage
only in america....do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place.
only in america...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
only in america...do we use the word politics to describe the process so well: poli in latin meaning 'many' and tics meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
only in america....do they have drive up atm machines with braille lettering
in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actural label instrucations on consumer goods:
1. on sears hairdryer: "do not use while sleeping"
2. on a bag of fritos: "you could be winner! No purchase necessary. details inside
3. On bar of dial soap: "directions: use like regular soap"
4. on some swanson frozen dinners: "serving suggestions"deforst"
5.on tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) : "do not turn upside down"
6. on marks spencer bread pudding: "product will be hot after heating"
7. on packages for a rowenta iron: "do not iron clothes on body"
8. on boots children's cough medicine: "do not drive car or operate machinery after taking thi8s medication
9. on nytol sleep aid: "warning: may cause drownsiness"
10. on most brands of christmas lights: "for indoor or outdoor use only". as opposed to what?
11. on japanese food processor: "not to be used for the other use"
12.on sainsbury' peanuts: "warning: contains nuts"
13. on an american airlines packet of nuts: "instrucations: step 1 open packet; step 2: eat nuts ; step 3: fly delta
14. on a child's superman costume: wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly" ok! sure go a head, kill yet another childhood dream
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Post by LuvTheStars23 on Aug 22, 2006 0:40:12 GMT -5
what has blondie-brownish hair
is 18yrs and has a house that never lives in?
Hilary Duff
How can tell when Hilary Duff is coming down the street?
when you see a bunch of fans and media flash there camares.
Hilary walks in a store with her face all red she buys something. one of the other employees walk up to the cashier and says :"was that hilary duff?"
the cashier says "no that was Hilary Madden
Hilary walks up on stage before her preformance (not outside in the light) and the fans dont see her because stage lights are not on but she can see the fans she walks back to her Troy and says "wow *blushing* there alot of sweet people out there!"
Troy says 'isnt it kind of early for halloween?"
why did Hilary got shopping?
because Her Mom Susan Told her to clean out her purse!
if a person threw a long touchdown pass to hilary what would they call it?
Hilmary
what did haylie say when hilary was taking a 20 mintue shower?
duffs enough!
What did hilary sing when her airplane took off?
"Fly"
Why did hilary change her hair back to blondie from black?
because she woke up the next day heard her song wake up and thought 'yeah about time i do that with my hair'!
What song does hilary sing in the shower?
"im coming clean"
What happend when hilary spot someone following her?
She Picked up her phone called troy and sang into it "someone watching MMM me"
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